August 2010
Dear Watchers
Breaking News!
by Bob Markey
It’s now mid-year twenty ten
and BP has failed to stuff
their gusher of grunty gunk
that befouls America.
Rumors are that eminent
marine biologist George
Costanza and his colleague
Cosmo Kramer have a plan
to clog the fissure with a
dose of Titleist golf balls.
The balls have been donated
by the manufacturer….
a sponsor of this broadcast.
It’s tee time, Cosmo! Put an
end to this fiasco!
